Wednesday, August 15, 2007

#26 Thursday Thirteen: 13 Things that will never be said to me


This post was not written to elicit any pity from anyone, it's just the truth. I have decided to just share and move on......Now if you think I am being a tad presumptuous, please feel free to tell me which one I may be jumping the gun on....

13 Things that will never be said to me......

1. Could you please move to the front for the picture, I can't see you.

2. Are you related to Dolly Parton?

3. We would like you to paint a landscape for the hospital lobby.

4. Congratulations, you are going to have twins.

5. George Clooney is on the phone and wants to know when you're going to leave your husband.

6. Your Lear jet is waiting at the airport.

7. Mom, can I vacuum the house for you?

8. I wish my hair would curl like that.

9. Can you come over and help me decorate my house?

10. Wow, you are the best dancer in the room.

11. Everyone on this boat is seasick but you, how do you stay so perky?

12. Can I borrow your parachute this weekend?

13.Can I have that ice cream if you're not going to finish it.

Banner from Bohorap's 13 post last week.

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The purpose of the meme is to get to know everyone who participates a little bit better every Thursday. Visiting fellow Thirteeners is encouraged! If you participate, leave the link to your Thirteen in others comments. It’s easy, and fun! Be sure to update your Thirteen with links that are left for you, as well! I will link to everyone who participates and leaves a link to their 13 things. Trackbacks, pings, comment links accepted!



36 comments:

  1. Are you sure we aren't twins? I believe those questions will NEVER be asked of me either!!
    Happy TT!

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  2. What a great idea for a TT!
    I am 100% sure that Are you sure we aren't having twins will never be said to me.

    Okay, If you lived anywhere close to me. I would ask you #9....

    Happy TT

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  3. Giggles....I can relate to some of those;) Happy TT.

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  4. LOL! Well, I don’t know about you, but I'm sure most of these things will never be said to me.

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  5. Haha, great list. Not going to be asked of me either.

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  6. What a funny TT. Maybe one of your kids will read this and surprise you by asking #7 :-)

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  7. Jen, I could so relate to number 1... were you always the tallest kid in the class too?

    *squee* you used one of the banners I made last week! Thank you for the link too. How cool to see something I made on someone else's site. I'm going to go back and gaze at it for a few minutes.

    Happy TT! You certainly made mine extra special today.

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  8. Aw, Jen, I think you're seriously in need of a chocolate fix. That'll make everything better. :-)

    Hey, if George leaves his number, pass it on, okay? ;-)

    Happy TT!

    This week I've posted 13 mini excerpts from my books. :-)

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  9. I have it on authority that Clooney isn't going to call you because, well, he's here with me now. In fact, I'm perched on his lap as I post this. He says he's sorry, but our passion can't be denied. I knew you'd understand. (Yes, I had drinks with dinner.)

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  10. I don't know; it's probably best that no one has *ever* called me "perky." I don't think I could be responsible for my actions after that. Great list! Happy TT!

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  11. Do not worry, nobody will ever say #10 to me, either.

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  12. Anonymous6:11 AM

    Oh boy, can I ever relate to too many of those. Great list. Hope to see you at my T13.

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  13. Parachute...yeah not for me. I'd be right there with you. Great list. :)

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  14. I'm SO with you on that ice cream thing... shoot. The worst part of having kids is feeling like I can't have it for breakfast anymore! :D

    Happy TT, babe.

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  15. Anonymous8:01 AM

    George Clooney is on the phone again. Apparently since he waited too long for your answer when asking to choose between him and your husband, he has moved on and now is completely in love with Gloria.

    I'm sorry. Our rep will send you some vacuum people.

    Please wish them all the happiness in the world. :p

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  16. Now I am crying (sob, sob) because nobody will ever say that to me either and I didn't realize !

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  17. personally I think you look much much better then Dolly Parton. And I think there are many people wishing for the Clooney call, my wife included.

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  18. Heh, the Gal buzzed, now thats a nice thought

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  19. "8. I wish my hair would curl like that."
    No one's ever going to say that to me, either! Great TT!

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  20. Sooo funny - Great TT

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  21. Anonymous10:48 AM

    Well, I'll vacuum for ya, if you ask me nice...

    Happy TT!

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  22. Anonymous11:33 AM

    LOL This was fantastic! I can sure relate to some of them. Definitely not the Dolly Parton one, but definitely to some of them. Great TT!

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  23. Anonymous11:46 AM

    I might say #8 to you, I LOVE curly hair!!!

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  24. Anonymous12:36 PM

    That was great! Thanks for making me smile :)

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  25. I had to laugh at your choices. . . George is over here so he has no time for you! Ü

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  26. I might borrow this idea for my next tt instead of all these serious ones I post.

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  27. lovely post for TT!
    Have a wonderful day!

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  28. soooo - i take it you're really tall? that's who i always stick in the back row for a group shot. *Leaning closer to the monitor...*
    icecream? did i hear icecream - come on - i KNOW you're done with it! Swipes it and runs away...

    popping my head back in to ask:
    why would anyone wanna look like Dolly Parton? Just saying.

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  29. I think no one will ask me those questions either!

    Happy TT :)

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  30. Anonymous10:14 PM

    This had me laughing out loud!! You are a riot! See you in the lab! :)

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  31. HAHA Ok, your list wins for Thirteen Things that made me laugh!

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  32. Oh thank you, I needed the laugh. (with you, of course).

    Happy, happy TT

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  33. Anonymous11:42 PM

    Ha! That's hilarious. Great idea for a meme. thanks for visiting ours!

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  34. This TT cracked me up!!

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  35. I know I am a little late- but that was hilarious! May have to borrow your idea on week! Have a great weekend!

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