I am procrastinating...there are some chicken breasts that need my cooking creativeness and whilst (gotta love the fancy words) meandering around the internet, I decided to catch up on my news. And I kid you not, this is what I just saw for one of the headlines at CNN:
Get it....ticker.....heart....
This isn't the first time and I can only imagine that there is a bored headline writer sitting in a cubicle, who tries to spice up the news for the rest of us without getting caught. I never realized that Dick Cheney was only 66, I thought he was ageless like Darth Vader.
Yum! I'll be right over for chicken dinner!
ReplyDeleteLOL! I had the same thought when I saw that!
ReplyDeleteOh my God! He has to be OK! We simply cannot lose him now! See, I just bought my friends Bush/Cheyney dog toys for their Christmas stockings. If the surly SOB dies, I'll have to come up with something else.
ReplyDeleteLOL at the Gal's comment!!! ;)
ReplyDeleteYay, you're on the train!!!!
ReplyDeleteTell the Gal that Cheney's like the Tour Manager's father: too damn ornery to die.
Nice Darth Vader reference. I can hear Dick Cheney bellowing, "Barack... I am your father!"
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